I made most of this post last night, jet-lagged in a fugue state, but fell asleep before posting. Enjoy!
I can’t sleep and can’t stop fixating on socks and tights. Here is a selection of the most compelling, in no particular order, though divided into $20 and under per pair (reasonable enough, though potentially a splurge) vs over $20 per pair (insane, should be illegal, might not stop me).
$20 and Under